Irritating Situation

I start blogs, shut them down and start them up again. My homegirl Dollface suggested that I pick a day of the week that I have to blog and stick with it. I decided to do "Wacky Wednesdays." I feel like I experience some of the craziest things ever!! So here is my installment for this week...

So a had a HORRIBLE reaction to the Nuva Ring. It caused me to have the WORST yeast infection of my life. Bad enough that I called my boyfriend and threatened his life because I thought I had a STD! Who knew that yeast infections can cause satellite lesions? Well then my boyfriend got a yeast infection. So we head to CVS to get some cream. We go to a CVS in Detroit where all of the prophylactics are stored in a locked glass case. We should have known there would be trouble. I walk up to the pharmacist to ask some questions. A few moments later my boyfriend walks up with a box of 3 day Monistat.


BF: So, how you take the cream out of the applicator and apply it externally?

Pharmacist: Well the external cream is for external use. The cream in the applicator is for internal use. That is to be inserted vaginally.

BF: Well, I can't exactly get the applicator inside of me. So can I use the cream externally?

Pharmacist [with an attitude]: When you are ready to ask me a serious question I will answer you. Until then I have work to do on the computer.

At this point I BURST out laughing. I feel like this is an episode of MTV's boiling point or Candid Camera.

BF: Oh, I'm being very serious. I have a yeast infection.

Pharmacist [looks at me and then looks at him]: I suggest you schedule an appointment with your doctor.

Ya'll should have been there. It was the funniest thing ever!

So we buy the Monistat 3 day (that was the only way to get external cream--why don't they sell external cream separately?]. The cashier hands me the bag. I was tempted to hand my BF the bag and tell the cashier not to make assumptions. Men get yeast infections too!